vandockum.dev
Freelance brain-for-hire. Web stuff, software architecture, the occasional rescue mission for a project that started in a spreadsheet and got out of hand. If it has a deadline and a weird requirement, I'm probably interested.
GO LOOK →MonkeyRebels isn't a studio with a foosball table and a hiring page. It's one person in a banana-coloured hoodie, somewhere between Eindhoven and a freshly-brewed coffee, deciding that the world needs one more slightly-stupid internet thing.
// FREELANCE DIGITAL CRAFTSMAN — BANANA YELLOW — ZERO APOLOGY
Freelance brain-for-hire. Web stuff, software architecture, the occasional rescue mission for a project that started in a spreadsheet and got out of hand. If it has a deadline and a weird requirement, I'm probably interested.
GO LOOK →An A.I.-first learning lab for ICT pros who'd rather not be replaced by a chatbot. I run trainings, hackathons, and the occasional keynote where I yell about prompts. Adapt. Grow. Achieve. (Yes, that's the tagline. I stand by it.)
SEE THE LAB →This place. The dumb-fun side project that keeps the other two honest. Microsites, mini apps, weird tools, the occasional useful thing — built with too much care and not enough sleep.
SAY HI →I'd rather ship something a little strange and memorable than something clean and forgettable. Safe work is already everywhere. The internet doesn't need more of it.
Perfect is a scam invented by people who don't want to launch. I ship rough, fix in public, and trust that a live thing in the world will always beat a polished thing in a Figma file.
No synergy. No 'delightful experience'. No leverage. I write the way I talk. Occasionally I swear. Occasionally a banana joke sneaks in. It's fine.
If the thing isn't fun to build, it'll be boring to use. I notice when I stop smiling at the keyboard and I fix that before I fix anything else. It's a load-bearing smile.